The differences between liberals and conservatives

Such as:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

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3 Responses to The differences between liberals and conservatives

  1. Ben Hoffman says:

    If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how he can use it to further his political agenda.

  2. Porkchop says:

    You could also say

    If a liberal doesn’t like abortion, she doesn’t have one.
    If a conservative doesn’t like abortion, she wants all abortions outlawed.

    The extremes on both sides are equally nutty, and both represent a really small portion of the population.

    • Phineas Fahrquar says:

      “If a liberal doesn’t like abortion, she doesn’t have one.
      If a conservative doesn’t like abortion, she wants all abortions outlawed.”

      Good rejoinder. :)

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