How about having a cannonball fly through your home and smash your van in the middle of the night?
I hope Mythbusters has good insurance…
UPDATE: CBS changed the link, so I’ve updated it. Thanks to Red Gypsy in the comments for pointing that out. BTW, the Mythbusters hosts visited the homeowners to apologize and promise to make it good.
(Crossposted at Sister Toldjah)
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Haha. Ever notice that James Hetfield is basically the Mythbusters guy? http://9gag.com/gag/938743