Can’t wait until we reach this stage

satire socialist economics toilet paper shortages

Statist government policies create a toilet-paper shortage, ergo the solution is… a State takeover of the toilet paper factory!

Venezuelan troops will “occupy” the factory so that “the … People’s Defense from the Economy will not allow hoarding or failures in the production and distribution of essential commodities.”

“By the “People’s Defense,” Arreaza was referring to a government agency created on September 13 by President Nicolas Maduro to “defeat the economic war that has been declared in the country,” according to a report from state-run ATV. This group is charged with looking at inefficiencies across various industries in the nation, including foods and other products, and taking action presumably in the South American nation’s best interests.

Toilet paper is very much a part of the war.”

And war is a crappy thing.

Don’t wait for us, Venezuela; we’ll catch up just as soon as the Democrats are done destroying our health care system.

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