What’s the Arabic for "Dude, get a room?"

One of the pillars of Islamic rule is sexual oppression: the subjugation and near-total bondage of women.  Former Muslim Ayaan Hirsi Ali eloquently details that in her two books, The Caged Virgin and Infidel.

The flip side of this is Islam’s sexual obsessions: with women regarded as little more than property, to be used by the man when he wishes, yet at the same time unclean and stupid (Tabari 1:280), the devout jihadi just can’t stop thinking about the rewards of the afterlife — hot virgins who will do you like a rock star!

Omar Al-Sweilem: Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing! He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soflt, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheik! He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived! When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here. He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want. Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn.

(Go to MEMRI TV for the video. Sorry. None of the good stuff. This is Saudi TV, after all.)

Glad to know Saudi clerics are always thinking of the spiritual needs of their ammunition flock.

(hat tip: Hot Air)

3 Responses to What’s the Arabic for "Dude, get a room?"

  1. Lance Thompson says:

    It occurs to me that the reason there are so many virgins in the Muslim aftrlife is that the men who end up there have had their manly bits blown off in suicide bombings, Predator strikes, and surgical artillery strikes by coalition forces. In the great Muslim beyond, a Whole Man is Hard to Find.

  2. John H. (Shikoku) says:

    So when a woman sacrifices herself for her god does SHE get virgins too? Now THAT’S what I call paradise.

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