Prisons’ dilemma

November 23, 2008

The British have a big problem in their prisons: Muslim radicals, including al Qaeda supporters, dominating the other prisoners and even setting up sharia courts:

Muslim prisoners have launched a reign of terror inside a top security British jail.

The fanatics are forcing fellow inmates to convert to Islam or face punishment beatings.

One man who stood up to the thugs was branded with a lump of hot metal, according to a prison source.

The crisis at Whitemoor jail in Cambridgeshire has led to calls by staff for the 100 Muslim inmates there to be dispersed to other prisons round the country.

Some Al Qaeda supporters have set up a kangaroo court, sitting in judgment on prisoners and ordering punishments, the source said.

The violent disciples of Osama Bin Laden have targeted even the toughest non-Muslim prisoners, including killers and rapists.

Not that we have any such problem. Nope. Not at all.

And if you believe that one

(via The Jawa Report and Weasel Zippers)

 


Death is too good for homosexuals!

November 23, 2008

Hey, don’t take my word for it. Just ask Kuwaiti Islamic "scholar," who gives a charming interview on Al-Rai TV:

Moderator: Other than life imprisonment and the death sentence, what can be done?

Dr. Sa’d Al-‘Inzi: According to Islamic law, a homosexual should be thrown from a tall building.

Moderator: What would you do with them?

Dr. Sa’d Al-‘Inzi: To be honest, death is too good for them. They should be gathered in a public place, where they would be flogged and tortured, so the truth about these people is made clear and they serve as a lesson to others, because they are an epidemic plaguing society.

The video is here. This guy obviously spends a lot of time imagining what goes on in massage parlors and hair salons. A lot of time.

Maybe the "No on 8" groups here in California should watch this to gain some perspective about real hate. Raised Eyebrow

(hat tip: LGF)

 


Sunday humor

November 23, 2008

Forwarded by a friend, a list of classy, witty insults to add to your armory for those times when a simple middle finger won’t do:

Exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I’d give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I’d drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." – Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." – Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about. " – Winston Churchill 

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure."   Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
– Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it." – Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."  -  Abraham Lincoln

"I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." – Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." – Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one." – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one." – Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here." – Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." – John Bright

"I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial."
– Irvin S. Cobb 

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." – Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." – Paul Keating

"There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure." Jack E.
Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." – Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." – Thomas Brackett Reed

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." – Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." – Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" – Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." – Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination." – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh’s ear for music." – Billy Wilder

"I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it." – Groucho Marx

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." – Abraham Lincoln

Hee hee

 

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Most ethical Congress, ever!

November 23, 2008

Remember Nancy Pelosi’s promise? It seems Charlie Rangel (D-Tax Fraud), Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, didn’t get the memo.

I’m sure Nancy will get right on this. Waiting

(via Instapundit)

 


How a French soldier sees his American comrades

November 23, 2008

Via Tigerhawk, a French infantryman in Afghanistan gives his opinions on the American soldier. What you read might surprise you.

Vive la France!

 


What we’re fighting for

November 23, 2008

Heidi Klum. Guitar hero. Lingerie. Need I say more? Big Grin

Anything with the potential to make heads explode among both jihadis and Right-wing culture warriors is a Good Thing(tm).