The President must be proud

Iowahawk has just announced that President Barack Hussein Obama is the winner of the coveted 2009 Iowahawk Earth Week Virtual Cruise-In Grand Champion Carbonator award for his fuel-guzzling, carbon-spewing trip to Iowa to lecture us all on … energy conservation on Earth Day. The money quote from the award’s announcement:

The sheer, mindboggling nerve it took to pull off a eco-prank like that simply shames anything I’ve ever accomplished, and I daresay you. And the best part: most of the clueless ecoweenie marks still don’t realize they’ve been punked!  Now that’s what I call "The Audacity of Carbon."

Rolling on the floor

Well done, Mr. President. Just as you did on election day, you proved Mr. Barnum right.


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