A Republican senator groped … David Brooks?
O’DONNELL: What, what’s happened?
BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.
Chris Matthews must be jealous; all he gets from The One is a tingle. A touch on the knee would probably have him swooning.
R.S. McCain guesses it was Lindsay Graham. Not bad, but my money’s on Larry Craig.
UPDATE: Fausta wonders about needy New York Times columnists…