What the world needs now

A Holocaust museum for chickens:

The museum could feature exhibits that include video footage from research conducted at Bristol University in the U.K.–research that showed how chickens are intelligent animals with mental abilities comparable to cats, dogs, and even primates. It could also feature a restaurant that would serve heart-friendly and delicious faux-chicken drumsticks and chickenless pot pie and a gift shop that could provide free plush chickens for kids, with tags reading, “I Am Not a Nugget!” The museum would feature interactive displays, including one in which visitors have weighted backpacks strapped to their backs to simulate how large chickens’ upper bodies can grow in proportion to their legs. The museum would also provide area residents with much-needed jobs.

PETA strikes again.

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