Yet another reason why I could never be Muslim

Hawt Brazilian female dancers are scary:

Lebanese Muslims scared of sexy Brazilian samba dancers

A group of Lebanese Muslim scholars on Thursday forced the cancellation of a planned performance by a Brazilian samba troupe in the southern coastal city of Tyre on moral and religious grounds.

“This is a pornographic dance group that goes against our ethics,” Sheikh Ali Yassin, one of 50 religious leaders who had called for the cancellation, told AFP.

“We fear that once they start dancing nude in the streets, there will be trouble,” Yassin added. “Our society will not accept such a parade.

Fear not, O Sheikh. So that ye not be afraid, I am willing to have the scary dancers perform at my home, instead of in your city. For, Lo! Phineas is merciful, wise. And not at all terrified of scantily-clad Brazilian babes.

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Yep. Pretty darned scary.

(hat tip: The Jawa Report)


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3 Responses to Yet another reason why I could never be Muslim

  1. jonolan says:

    😆 I’m a little scared of the Brazilian dancers; they’re so damn beautiful and sexy, but HIV infection rate in the Brazilian population is recorded at around 10%!

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