Do not argue with Jesus. Or Obama. Or Jesus Obama.

March 14, 2010

The New York Times ramps up the media deification of Barack Obama. Now it’s a halo and a cross:

Since the article is about the health care bill, does this mean that, if ObamaCare fails, it will have died for our sins? Does opposition to it equal heresy? Well, shoot. Since we’re all Aryan Nation members and RAAAAACISTS for opposing a terrible piece of legislation, we might as well add blasphemy to the list.

May Obama forgive my soul. Rolling Eyes

(via Jammie Wearing Fool)

Andrew Klavan’s Oscars: The Best Films Never Made

March 14, 2010

Andrew Klavan hosts his own awards show – and it’s shorter than the Oscars!

Of course, the last glacial period was shorter than most Oscar shows…

(And, in fairness, The Hurt Locker was unusually sympathetic to the Armed Forces for a modern Hollywood flick.)