Best response yet to the “Ground Zero mosque”

Of all the responses I’ve seen yet to the mosque slated to be built just yards from the ruins of the World Trade Center, Greg Gutfeld has come up with the best.

Build a bar next door. But not just any bar – a bar that caters to closeted gay Muslims:

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

Genius.

3 Responses to Best response yet to the “Ground Zero mosque”

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  2. Trencherbone says:

    Busting the multiculturalist myth of diversity bringing ‘cultural enrichment’: http://crombouke.blogspot.com/2010/01/multiculturalism-does-islam-bring.html

    Islamists are already trying to restrict and destroy our culture – see additional links under ‘Cultural Jihad’ at http://crombouke.blogspot.com/2010/01/everything-you-need-to-know-about-islam.html

  3. justanotherfreak says:

    How many yards in 4 blocks? You make it sound like it’s right on top of GZ. But I do like the response. I’d go hang at the community center for a while, then take in a night cap at the bar and try to pick up a cute arab guy.

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