Your tax dollars at work: FEMA prepares for alien invasion!

Fools! Don’t they know they’re already here? Isn’t Dennis Kucinich proof enough?

Still, it’s comforting to know that the Federal Emergency Management Agency has prepared instructions for firefighters on what to do in case space aliens attack (1):

Can’t wait to see what they have in mind for when the Mole People strike… 

Footnote:
(1) I for one welcome our new Extraterrestrial Overlords; they have to be an improvement over the current crop!

(Crossposted at Sister Toldjah)

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2 Responses to Your tax dollars at work: FEMA prepares for alien invasion!

  1. Snake Oil Baron says:

    They could have boiled this all down to the following:
    The chance of alien invasions are vanishingly small and any species able to get here will be so technologically powerful as to be able to kill or inslave us all in fractions of a second. So don’t worry about it.

  2. derick says:

    What a lot of nonsense! The chances are better that these camps will be used to intern citizens when WW3 is started by the Khazarians that lives in the area called Israel. At present every possible straw is clasped at to get a war going with Iran.

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