I mean, I like to observe animals in the wild, but that doesn’t mean I have to dress like them, too:
Utah wildlife officials want to talk to a man spotted in the mountains wearing a goat suit amid a herd of real wild goats.
Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources says the person is doing nothing illegal, but he worries the so-called “goat man” is unaware of the dangers.
Sixty permits will be issued for goat hunting season in September in the same area in the mountains above Ogden, north of Salt Lake City. Douglass also says the goats could be dangerous.
Something tells me Goat Boy will be lucky if he doesn’t wind up strapped to the hood of someone’s truck.