Run, Al, run!!!

The Goracle hates failure!

Ready with the stump speech!

Dear Lord, I’ve been (mostly) good over the course of my life. Love my country and parents, rendered unto You and Caes…er… Uncle Sam. And I’m sure you’ll overlook that little “incident” in the dorms….

So, if you really, really love me, make this happen:

Supporters of Al Gore have begun a round of conversations among themselves and with the former vice president about his running for president in 2016, the latest sign that top Democrats have serious doubts that Hillary Clinton is a sure thing.

Gore, 67, won the popular vote in the 2000 election and has been mentioned as a possible candidate in every contested Democratic primary since then. He instead spent much of the 2000s focused on environmental campaigning and business ventures. He has largely slipped out of public view in more recent years.

But in recent days, “they’re getting the old gang together,” a senior Democrat told BuzzFeed News.

“They’re figuring out if there’s a path financially and politically,” the Democrat said. “It feels more real than it has in the past months.”

Those of you who’ve followed me over the years know how much I respect the former vice-president and his dedication to fighting anthropogenic global warming, a problem that does not exist. But that hasn’t stopped Al from making a bundle off it, has it? The man just oozes “integrity” with a capital “I.”

And —bonus!— imagine the debates between Al, Joe, Bernie, and Hillary (1)! Oh, yeah, and Martin and Jim, too. (2)

smiley popcorn smiley popcorn smiley popcorn

 

I wonder when Gary Hart and Michael Dukakis will decide “now” is their moment?

Hey, if they can even think of recycling Al…

Footnotes:
(1) If she isn’t otherwise detained in federal court, that is.
(2) Who?

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