Run, Al, run!!!

August 13, 2015
The Goracle hates failure!

Ready with the stump speech!

Dear Lord, I’ve been (mostly) good over the course of my life. Love my country and parents, rendered unto You and Caes…er… Uncle Sam. And I’m sure you’ll overlook that little “incident” in the dorms….

So, if you really, really love me, make this happen:

Supporters of Al Gore have begun a round of conversations among themselves and with the former vice president about his running for president in 2016, the latest sign that top Democrats have serious doubts that Hillary Clinton is a sure thing.

Gore, 67, won the popular vote in the 2000 election and has been mentioned as a possible candidate in every contested Democratic primary since then. He instead spent much of the 2000s focused on environmental campaigning and business ventures. He has largely slipped out of public view in more recent years.

But in recent days, “they’re getting the old gang together,” a senior Democrat told BuzzFeed News.

“They’re figuring out if there’s a path financially and politically,” the Democrat said. “It feels more real than it has in the past months.”

Those of you who’ve followed me over the years know how much I respect the former vice-president and his dedication to fighting anthropogenic global warming, a problem that does not exist. But that hasn’t stopped Al from making a bundle off it, has it? The man just oozes “integrity” with a capital “I.”

And —bonus!— imagine the debates between Al, Joe, Bernie, and Hillary (1)! Oh, yeah, and Martin and Jim, too. (2)

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I wonder when Gary Hart and Michael Dukakis will decide “now” is their moment?

Hey, if they can even think of recycling Al…

Footnotes:
(1) If she isn’t otherwise detained in federal court, that is.
(2) Who?

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Run, Al, run!!!

March 3, 2015
The Goracle hates failure!

Fired up! Ready to go!

Oh, tell this means what I think it does:

Democrats are now seriously considering the possibility of Hillary Clinton deciding not to run (I wonder why?), leaving them with a bench consisting of… Who, exactly? Elizabeth Warren? Martin O’Malley? And then…?

No, now is the time for the Man Who Would Save The Earth to lower his sights and save his party. And, in the process, make this traitor-to-Gaea global-warming-denier’s heart leap with joy.

Run, Al. Run.


Al Gore, wrong again – Polar ice continues to thrive

January 13, 2015

How dare Nature continue to deny The Goracle?

Watts Up With That?

Guest essay by Rolf E. Westgard

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In his 2007 Noble Prize acceptance speech, former Vice President  Al Gore warned that the “Arctic ice could be gone in as little as seven years.” Last week, the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution reported:

“The North and South Poles are not melting.” In that report, oceanographer Ted Maksym noted that polar ice “is much more stable than climate scientists once predicted and could even be much thicker than previously thought.”

That Woods Hole study was confirmed by today’s NOAA  Arctic radar map which shows the Arctic Ice Cap at more than 4,000,000 square miles, larger than on any December 28 in the past five years. Reaching the North Pole requires either a dog sled or a nuclear sub; Al Gore’s cruise ship will stay in the tropics. At the South Pole,  Antarctic ice coverage is at the highest extent since radar measurement began…

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Meet Global Warming’s new spokesman

April 18, 2011

It's an eco-helter skelter, man!

Charles Manson. Yes, that Charlie Manson:

Crazed cult leader Charles Manson has broken a 20-year silence in a prison interview coinciding with the 40th anniversary of his conviction for the gruesome Sharon Tate murders – to speak out about global warming.

The infamous killer, who started championing environmental causes from behind bars, bemoaned the ‘bad things’ being done to environment in a rambling phone interview from his Californian jail cell.

‘Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere.

‘If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem…’ he added, trailing off.

Hell, he makes as much sense on this as the Goracle does.

via Ed Driscoll, who recalls when Gore was compared to the Unabomber.


Gore: House GOP majority is like a new Dark Ages… or something

March 25, 2011

It’s a good thing our former Vice President and High Priest of Gaea isn’t into hyperbole and hysteria. Oh, wait…

Former Vice President Al Gore is asking Democratic activists to send donations to House Democrats’ campaign arm as a check on the “extreme elements in control of today’s Republican Party.”

“Not since the dark days of the Bush administration have we seen a Republican-controlled Congress that is so intent on pushing their agenda in Washington — protecting tax breaks for oil companies making record profits, attempting to roll back environmental regulations, and not only refusing to pass climate change legislation in any form but refusing to acknowledge that climate change even exists,” Gore wrote in a fundraising pitch for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC).

Yeah, that Renee Ellmers and John Boehner are part of a dangerous, fanatical crowd of ideologues; you can just see it in their eyes.

Sure, conservative groups send out hysterical emails, too, but they weren’t the ones sanctimoniously demanding a “new tone” in politics, either.

Of course, there’s a certain irony here, since, if Gore and his eco-loony acolytes have their way, we really will see “dark days” — from a lack of power.

via ST’s Hot Headlines


Green scam falls apart

November 8, 2010

The Goracle hates failure!

The Chicago Climate Exchange, set up in anticipation of a huge market trading carbon credits and which had as an adviser one Al Gore, has failed.

Darn. Breaks my heart.  The biggest racket since the mob figured out they could make money from Prohibition, and now… bupkus.

LINKS: More at Big Journalism.


Big Green: BP, GE and the World’s First Carbon Billionaires

October 13, 2010

In this third installment of PJTV‘s series on the alliance between environmentalist groups, government, and big business, Joe Hicks and his guests look at who stands to profit from all the Green Statist legislation and regulations the “save the Earth” crowd want to enact. Taking a star turn in this is one of Public Secrets’ favorite global hypocrites, the Goracle himself, Al Gore. Enjoy.

(Crossposted at Sister Toldjah)