Klavan on the Culture: rules for wannabe pundits

Andrew Klavan graciously takes time out from his busy, jet-setting schedule to share some basic guidelines with those of us who think that we, too, can be world-class pundits:

I especially like rule number two; it’s something I should take to heart more often. 

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Klavan on the Culture presents “Talking Crap 3: Absolute Crap!

Yes, it’s time once again for America’s favorite show, in which Andrew Klavan takes President Obama’s rhetoric and reveals it for what it is — absolute crap.

Can’t wait for the director’s cut! 

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Andrew Klavan: teaching the facts of life to young liberals

Remember, if someone from the government touches your wallet in a way you don’t like, run and find your nearest conservative:

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Klavan on the Culture: Michele Bachmann makes a gaffe!!!

Andrew Klavan has decided it’s too much fun not to participate in the mainstream media’s latest game: waiting for Representative Michele Bachmann to get something wrong so they can make fun of her.

Pay no attention to that chap in the background:

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Andrew Klavan tackles one of the great mysteries of our age

Today’s Klavan on the Culture deals with something that has puzzled the Wise for nearly a century: just why do African Americans vote for Democrats in such huge numbers??

Ya got me. Maybe Andrew can explain it.

RELATED: An excellent book on the Democratic Party and race.

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Klavan on the Culture: Paul Ryan vs Barack Obama — link fixed!

It’s on:

UPDATE: Hmmm… This video is suddenly not available, locked up by the uploader. That would be Pajamas Media. I’m willing to bet that’s because of a certain joke at the end that oversensitive types might take wrong. Guess we’ll know if a revised video takes its place. Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.

UPDATE II: We have a new link, thanks to LarryG in the comments. Not sure why the original was pulled, as there’s no revision I can see. Regardless, enjoy. 

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Klavan on the Culture: It’s OK to celebrate bin Laden’s death

In this week’s edition, Andrew Klavan looks at fat-slob hack directors, unprincipled politicians, and sanctimonious, hypocritical comedians liberal public figures and asks: Hey, if they can celebrate(1) whacking Osama bin Laden, why shouldn’t we?

(1) Except Michael Moore, who is at least consistent in his moonbattery.

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Andrew Klavan and the hilarious world of abortion

Recent accusations of possible serious crimes at Planned Parenthood have lead to renewed discussion of the topic of abortion. Offering its own unique take on the matter, Klavan on the Culture asks “Why shouldn’t mothers have the right to kill their children whenever they want?”

Indeed.

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Sensitivity 101: how to react during an Islamic massacre

Andrew Klavan brings us another in his series of public-service educational videos, this time to let us know how we should behave when Muslims go nuts over a perceived slight and kill a bunch of people — how do we stop it and keep it from happening again?

The answer is simple, my friends: we give up our principles. Enjoy the lesson.

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Barack the Magic Suit: a political fairy tale

Okay, kids! Let’s all gather round — it’s Story Time with Andrew Klavan!

Actually, that might be too scary for young kids…

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Andrew Klavan on the Mean Streets of Sesame Street

Following up on the Project Veritas videos exposing Progressive bigotry at NPR, Klavan on the Culture has conducted its own video sting revealing the shocking truth about an American institution: Sesame Street.

Elmo and Big Bird are statists? Say it ain’t so!

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Andrew Klavan: Your public-sector unions in action

Klavan on the Culture returns with an incisive and satirical look at the many good things public-sector unions bring to our national life, such as kickback schemes, a corrupted political process, and threats of violence:

Now aren’t you glad you work for them?

PS: The journal he mentions at the end, City Journal, is a very good magazine on conservative politics and culture, which I highly recommend. And, while I haven’t read “Obama and America’s Public Sector Plague,” if it’s as good as the rest of the Encounter Broadsides series, then it is must-reading.

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Klavan On The Culture explains multiculturalism

Well, it’s about time. I’ve been trying to wrap my head around this idea that no culture has any more intrinsic worth than any other culture, but I just haven’t had any luck. Maybe Andrew Klavan can finally explain it to me:

Yep. I’d say that about clears it up. 

RELATED: From the archives —  Real multiculturalism.

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Andrew Klavan: Stop the hate!!

Today Klavan on the Culture takes on another burning issue in American society: the vast, seething right-wing hatred that drives Leftists to violence time and again:

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The Highway to Hell, Leftist Remix Edition

Andren Klavan takes us on a ride along a road paved with good intentions. Road trip!

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Andrew Klavan presents Western Civilization in 2.5 minutes

Some needed chuckles after the last few days. Andrew Klavan returns with his latest installment of Klavan on the Culture to provide a quick survey of Western Civilization from the earliest times to the present:

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Julian Assange is nothing compared to Andrew Klavan!

The Wikileaks revelations? Chickenfeed. Peanuts. Bupkis!

You want the real deal, the inside info? You want guaranteed jawdroppers? One word, my friends: KlaviLeaks.

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Andrew Klavan: the crisis of Satanophobia in America

A bit of humor to wash away the sour taste from those last videos: PJTV‘s Andrew Klavan pokes fun at mindless multiculturalism and political correctness by looking at the heretofore unknown sufferings of a religious minority right here in America: Satan-worshipers.

How true. It’s dreadfully insensitive of us to call Old Scratch evil just because he’s evil. We should instead say he’s “differently morally enabled.”

Yeah, that’s it.

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What’s wrong with Americans?

No, this isn’t a dramatic reading from “What’s the matter with Kansas.” Instead, Andrew Klavan takes a close look at why our cultural and political elites don’t seem to like us. Naturally, as Andrew explains, it must be our fault. Enjoy.

Too true, too true.

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Sunday Funnies: Klavan on the Culture

Forget Survivor and Jersey Shore, Andrew Klavan brings us the best reality show yet: Lies! Deceit! Treachery! You too can be a Mainstream Media reporter!

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